Hysterical Palestine: The Official Joke Book of The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict

Author Paul E. Stein is half Jewish and half Palestinian - he's his own worst enemy! And he is proud to present the first of its kind anywhere: an entire joke book dedicated to mocking the Palestinians and their lost cause! Paul has spent the past year stealing, adapting and inventing over 160 jokes about the Palestinians (plus a few about the Jews too). Covering every topic related to the conflict - terrorism, the BDS movement, settlements, the peace process, and more - HYSTERICAL PALESTINE leaves no stone unturned, or unthrown. Here are samples of the jokes you'll find within: ****** How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer to live in the dark and blame the Jews. ****** I went on a dating site and met a Palestinian woman. She was sexy, smart, open-minded. I tossed all caution to the wind and drove to Ramallah to meet her. Of course it turned out to be a 60-year-old male Hamas commander using me for money and information. The sex was disappointing too. ****** The apocalypse. Judgment day. The entire human race perishes. All the peoples of the world arrive at the gates of heaven: The Germans, the British, the Japanese...every nation is sent to their eternal reward or their eternal punishment based on how they treated the Jews. When it's the Palestinian's turn, Archangel Gabriel goes through his list and says, "Hmm, Palestinians? Sorry, it seems you're not a real nation. You're not on our list." Gabriel goes to see God and asks: What are we supposed to do with them? God says: "Bring out some tents, set up a refugee camp and we'll figure something out eventually..." ****** Palestinian construction workers are building homes for a new Jewish settlement in the West Bank. Abdul is working harder than anyone else, grunting and sweating under a huge load of bricks that he carries up and down the ladder all day long. On the walk back to his village, Abdul's fellow workers chastise him for his enthusiasm: "It's bad enough we have to build homes for those accursed Jews - but must you also work so hard?" Abdul winks and says, "I fooled those Zionists. It was the same load of bricks all day!"