Sometimes It's Hard Being a Woman, Especially When You Have a Dick

WHAT FAMOUS PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT THIS BOOK: "Dr. Brandon Day is like a white Maya Angelo. If he had a pussy, I'd definitely grab it." -Donald J. Trump "I am a really mean lesbian so I normally only read books about really mean lesbian stuff, but this book was so funny it might have made turned me straight." -Ellen DeGeneres "So profound and insightful. Dr. Brandon almost made me stop hating white people." -Ibram X. Kendi. " Dr. Brandon's writing is so sexy! He gives me a boner, and I am not even supposed to have a dick. -Caitlyn Jenner I read this entire book cover to cover while I was taking a shit. Diarrhea has never been so much fun!" -Michelle Obama Truindenashendubbabapresser!" -Joe Biden What a great read! Dr. Brandon is like Forrest Gump, but slightly less retarded. -Tom Hanks Hilarious! It was almost as good as smoking crack....almost. -Hunter Biden "Allah Akbar! Maybe Americans aren't so bad after all" -Al Qaeda "With his signature humor, heartfelt honesty, and intimate true-life stories, bestselling author, Dr. Brandon Day discusses everything from being body positive to his experience as a male feminist. He tackles LGBQT issues, social justice, and he even opens up about his own personal issues as well such as his his ex-wife being a raging cunt and his struggles with addiction to pooping." -New York Times